Cuts+and+Knives


 * The Cuts and Knives Epic Fail Blog**


 * Dear Fail Blog,****Today I was preparing diner for my family, and I was cutting vegetables. I was cutting a tomato for the the salads, but it kept rolling off the cutting board, and then onto the ground. I picked it up, washed it off, and tried again. I slammed down the knife and cut four of my fingers off. I ran over to the sink, grabbed a towel, and went to the hospital without my severed fingers. I was stitched up, sent home, and served my salad, fingers and all.**
 * Sincerely,**
 * Ben Dover from NY**


 * Dear Ben,**
 * I think you deserved this. It's your fault for not using your bear claw and cut a flat edge. They've taught that since pre-k. And to serve your fingers to guests for diner? Thats nasty. I hope you don't** **feel better! Remember next time to use our bear claw and to cut a flat edge!**