Electric+shock

Dear Epic fail blog,

During the process of cooking, I was electricuted. I started by cooking soup. i needed vegatables in my soup so i started chopping away. afterwards i went to wash my hand. After I washed my hands I forgot to dry them. I needed to open a can so I plugged in the electric can opener. Than I was electricuted. I need help! What did I do wrong! Please explain.

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Dear Boo Boo in New York,

While cooking in the kitchen you could have used a metal can opener instead of and electric can opener. You also could have wiped your hands before you plugged in the electric can opener. Another thing you could have done is, before cooking plugging in all electric's that are needed.

Sincerly, Epic fail blog